12.11.2010

the game.

I wanted to explain the rules of the Game to everyone who's been wondering.

It's basically: you think about the Game; you lose the Game.

But here are the OFFICIAL rules:

1. You are always plaaying the game.
2. You cannot win. You can only lose. *
3. You lose whenever you remember the game.
4. Whenever you remember the game, you must announce out loud "I lose".
5. After you lose, you have 30 minutes during which you can remember the game with out losing.
6. As soon as you mention the game to anyone, they begin playing as well.
7. The goal of the game is to have everyone on earth playing.
*one exception: the "sydney is awesome" rule, which states that sydney may quit and rejoin the game whenever her little heart desires and she cannot lose.

I hope this answered everyone's questions :D

xoxooxoooxo
sydney

ps the game.
you alllll lose! ;)

8.08.2010

hey hey hey hey hey hey!

so uhm i guess i have some stalkers...?

well whatevs

don't be offended by this post if you're a guy. because its just my opinion.

guys are stupid.

haha im sorry and ill explain my reasoning behind this..

1. they act all tough but inside really they are scaredy cats.
i.e. if you like a girl JUST TELL HER. for cryin' out loud.
so what if some of your friends make fun of you?
big whoop.

2. they're just plain messy.
take showers often and WASH YOUR HAIR. smell good and wear shoes.
dress nice and wear clean clothes.
from all of girl-kind we thank you! (: (: (:

3. and PLEASE if youre a guy, dont watch twilight.
its kinda gay. :-000000

xoxo sydney

8.07.2010

sooooooo..apparently i need to blog more..?

heyy!
sorry it has taken me 234567890 years to post on this blog. i have majorrrr computer problems. yeah, it stinks. so anyways several people have nagged me to post more. uhm okay..?

i feel like no one even reads this so thats why i dont post. its like me speaking to a wall. lame. sosososososososo if you read this let me know! please. and if you dont, well dont tell me.

ah i have nothing interesting going on now. so i guess we can talk about the weather. IT IS SO HOT. ah. i cant even go outside for 234567654 hundredths of a second with out sweating to death. its gross.


okay this is stupid.
xoxosydney

5.24.2010

trippin'

hey hey hey!
we are taking our summer vacation a bit early this year...

so we have been driving for TWO STRAIGHT DAYS.
ahh sunday=8 hours. monday=8hours.
I needed to get out of the car.
so now that we are in Tennessee.. we have been driving 4 wheelers and running on my aunts huge property..non stop.

If i hear another, "are we out of Georgia yet?" or "how many more minutes?". I will scream. not kidding.

and let me just tell you...reality check=leaving from my big city to some small town Tennessee is not an easy task.
people leave their keys in the car, along with purses and such.
there are like 3 cars on the road.
you actually see mountains!
no one honks or gives the finger to other drivers.
dogs just roam around.
there are no starbucks but there is a walmart on every corner. (:
there are pick-up trucks EVERYWHERE. haha

this trip will be a great getaway and i will come back with a southern accent- i am sure of that. (:
will try and blog whenever i get wireless internet. <3

xoxo sydney

5.20.2010

things that really bother me and things that i really like:

Things that bother me:

1. choking on soda. or the whole "went down the wrong pipe" thing.. it hurts my throat. and i feel like i am going to DIE ):

2. math.
seriously.. what the heck?!

3. markers or pens that ran out of ink.
thats why i carry 199795464 pens in my purse. (;

4. hypocrites.
uh.. sorta self-explanatory..

5. idiot drivers that drive super slooooooowwwww or reallllyyyy fast. also ones that run red lights and honk. and guys that give the finger and curse me out.. i really hate those guys.

6. lizards that sometimes show up in my shower and jump on my feet or hands.

7. slow computers. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

8. the skin that peels right next to your thumb nailss. man, i really hate that. and it hurts. ):

9. packing. argh. i am such an over-packer. i pack EVERYTHING that i might possibly need ever. i pack almost my whole room. i am not even kidding.

10. people that constantly say "no, i'm not" "nu uh, nu uh, nu uh", when arguing.
think of something clever or stop arguing with me.

11. horror movies. oh.my.word. i cannot handle them.

12. art projects. i am really not creative so art projects are like sticking a band-aid on and then yanking it off really fast. not cool.

13. people that hurt or abuse animals or people smaller then them, like babies and toddlers.
"pick on someone your own size, whydontcha?"

14.  roller coasters. i hate them. and people that try to make me go on them... you know who you are...

15. boys that are jerks. they need to just go away.

16. people that curse every.other.word. see 15.

17. hurting people's feelings. ): it makes me sad. ):

18. JUSTIN BIEBER. 'nuff said.

19. people that beat around the bush. just ask me, okay?

20. making my bed. my mom makes me make it up, i'm like "what the heck?!?!" seriously i'm just going to mess it up again. hmmmm?

Things i like:

1. books. i &lt;3 reading.

2. italian food. oh my, my mouth is watering right now. I wish i was italian.

3. sleeping. my bed is the best.

4. skype. its cool to talk to my friends via webcam.

5. my friends. &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3

6. really sappy, lovey-dovey movies.  hahah i am such a girl.

7. promises that are kept. &lt;----- self-explanatory

8. babies that laugh. a lot.

9. facebook. haha i am not addicted. at all. don't worry. i just like it. that's all.

10. birthdays! i love going to birthday parties and having birthday parties.

11. make-up. and blow dryers. and all my girlie products. haha

12.  words like: brilliant and clever and inkling. and via. *brilliant and clever must be said in a british accent*

13. forever21=best store ever.

14. summer camp.

15. driving by myself listening to my ipod and singing along. haha

16. not caring what others think of me.

17. dishwashers. i love them and really appreciate them. a whole lot.

18. crying in movies.

19. this blog. and my readers. you are supa awesome. &lt;3

20. when people spell my name correctly. haha "it's sydney like australia."

thanks for reading.

xoxo sydney

5.10.2010

the top reasons i think my family is embarrassing:

People always (ALWAYS) tell me i have a great family and such and such.
I know that.
And the random strangers obviously know that.
But sometimes my family embarrasses the heck outta me.
So here is a little peek into my life. Hopefully you'll see my point of view.


1) Yesterday, my mom wanted our whole family to go on a bike ride and because it was mother's day, we all complied. Not happily, i must say.
"Sydney, why wouldn't you want to go on a bike ride with your family?" you ask.
Well, when my family goes on bike rides we literally look like a PARADE going down the street. People stop and stare and point and count. My dad rides a pink bike. We have to stop and talk to everyone in the neighborhood. My dad rides a pink bike. My little sisters sing Taylor Swift very loudly.(the one verse they actually know. over and over and over and over.) My dad rides a PINK bike.

2) When we go to the mall, people stare and count. And say "Que linda" and "uno, dos, tres, quatro,...siete, ocho?! God bless you."
That's really the most awful thing to do to large families; Please don't count the kids.
Also we have some "inappropriate" ads and photos outside the stores in our mall. (i.e. victoria secret, abercrombie and fitch, etc.) My brothers walk past them with their hands over their eyes, yelling loudly, "OH MY GOSH, DON'T LOOK OVER THERE. I SAW A THONG. AHH ITS A BRA. EWWW NAKED PEOPLE. NO ONE LOOK, NO ONE LOOK!" Then they "power-walk" past.  I'm usually torn between hiding between the fake trees or just breaking down in tears.

3) My dad feels the need to point out embarrassing or unnecessary facts about me to random strangers or people that sorta know me. Like when I first meet someone, i won't break out all the "unique" facts about me. (i.e i'm homeschooled, i have 7 brothers and sisters, i model.) I usually keep those secret until the 4th or 5th meeting. And then slowlyyyyyyy release that info over the course of several months to even several years.
Not my dad.
The other day our youth pastor and his family came over for dinner. (They don't know my family that well because my sister and I go to church by ourselves.) My dad opened the door and before I knew it, the youth pastor already knew my siblings middle names. I said to my dad through gritted teeth, "Don't you dare say my middle name." Of course, he did. " And this is my oldest, Sydney ____."
Greaaaaaaaaaat.
Before the night was over, the youth pastor knew that i am a super girlie-girl, I am scared that someone is going to slash my ankles in the parking lots at night, I am scared to death of homeless people, I don't want to go on mission trips, and that I had to memorize two books of the bible before i could drive by myself. That is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more information then I would give away in the whole friendship. argh.

4)  People are constantly asking ME if my parents are "expecting" or planning on having another baby. In my head I am thinking.. "DO NOT ASK ME. I DON'T KNOW. ASK THEM. ITS THEIR PERSONAL LIFE AND I DO NOT WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT. KTHANKS." its so rude. and embarrassing.
I actually have been assumed to be the mother of my little brothers several times.  Which means that my parents are too old to be havin' kids.

I'm sure there is more.

Now let me be clear, I *heart* my family and I know families are supposed to embarrass one another.
I don't want to offend anyone by this post.

Thanks for reading.
xoxoSydney

for dad.

The post is for my dad.

NEW POST~

Thanks for reading.

~Sydney